Scharfsinnig!

Ja, ich gebe zu, den habe ich beim Streifinger gefunden (das ist der mit dem traumatischen Agentur-für-Arbeit-Erlebnis hier eins drunter) ... aber der ist wirklich richtig gut ... und es war weit abseits dieser Lachecke (sorry, folks), dass ich seit langem mal wieder über einen Textwitz herzlich hab lachen müssen

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

echt gemein, da hat Watson nun wirklich fast alle Sichtweisen erkannt, nur die wichtigste und naheliegenste Tatsache doch wieder nicht...
aber lustig isses schon

Lass sie rattern, ich finds zum brüllen