Good Morning Planet (hi, hi... mal wieder zu viel Radio gehört)
Hier "Murphys Law" in Englisch. Ich denke aber, das Ihr es sowiso alle verstehen werdet. Viel Spaß wünscht AlexP.
* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
* He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
* A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
* I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
* When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
* Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
* She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
* You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
* Honk if you love peace and quiet.
* Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
* Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
* If you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
* If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
* You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
* Latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 percent of the world's population.
* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
* The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
* Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
* Shin: A device for finding furniture.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
* I wish the buck stopped here, I could use a few.
* When you go to court, you put yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
And the Winner is....
* Light travels faster than sound, so some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Meine Lieblingsweisheiten hab ich mal markiert
